Well, spring has arrived. With that comes the end of the school year (which is a trying time here), the garden, and pollen (I hate allergies). So, I’ve been rather busy. I will be back posting soon (I hope), but I have quite a bit going on right now so I will be lying low on the internet for a while.
In the mean time, I leave you with . . .
~ Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the phone.
~ Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
~ When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
~ There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
~ Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
(Ok. Call me a dork. I don’t care. I love Chuck Norris jokes.)